Comrade Murdock
Bullseye®! Performance. Enhancing. Stuff.
Introducing the newest development from the combat gear masters at Bullseye®!
Combining some stuff we found in the R&D department one night while we were drunk,Bullseye®! P.E.S. is what's missing from your diet!
This factory-tested steroid syringe be yours for only 3 easy payments of 5,900 credits! And as always, purchasing a Bullseye® gives you the Bullseye® Guarantee!*and we'll throw in a free bottle of painkillers!*
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase**.
**Shipping not included.
*Disclaimer: Bullseye®! is not responsible for whatever mutations occur while under the effect of P.E.S.® have a good time!
credit to electro for the tube
Bullseye®! Performance. Enhancing. Stuff.
Introducing the newest development from the combat gear masters at Bullseye®!
Combining some stuff we found in the R&D department one night while we were drunk,Bullseye®! P.E.S. is what's missing from your diet!
This factory-tested steroid syringe be yours for only 3 easy payments of 5,900 credits! And as always, purchasing a Bullseye® gives you the Bullseye® Guarantee!*and we'll throw in a free bottle of painkillers!*
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase**.
**Shipping not included.
*Disclaimer: Bullseye®! is not responsible for whatever mutations occur while under the effect of P.E.S.® have a good time!
credit to electro for the tube