mugley
the masturbator's lament
Luke, I am your father. And we need to have a little talk.
Your mother and I can hear you jacking off to droid porn from down the other end of the house. Now, I know at your age it's natural to turn down the feeling in your artificial hand and spank the wookiee. Used to do it myself, had this great fantasy where there's this woman on a bondage rack in a tent, and then I slice up a bunch of sand people... ah, but I'm getting a bit off track now.
Point is, you're doing it quite a lot lately, and I'm worried about you wearing the hand out. Yeah, look at that - you've put a bloody great hole in the thing! Have you got any idea how expensive they are to replace? No, it's not covered by Medicare.
Look son, I know the droids in those movies are hot, but they're not good representations of real women. Hell, most of the stuff you see in those videos is implants and CGI. You need to find yourself a proper humanoid, one that'll take care of the housework... and maybe polish the X-Wing for you on lazy Sunday mornings, if you catch my drift.
So yeah, do you mind keeping it down a bit? Your mother and I have to be up early in the morning. Damn galaxy doesn't run itself, you know.
the masturbator's lament
Luke, I am your father. And we need to have a little talk.
Your mother and I can hear you jacking off to droid porn from down the other end of the house. Now, I know at your age it's natural to turn down the feeling in your artificial hand and spank the wookiee. Used to do it myself, had this great fantasy where there's this woman on a bondage rack in a tent, and then I slice up a bunch of sand people... ah, but I'm getting a bit off track now.
Point is, you're doing it quite a lot lately, and I'm worried about you wearing the hand out. Yeah, look at that - you've put a bloody great hole in the thing! Have you got any idea how expensive they are to replace? No, it's not covered by Medicare.
Look son, I know the droids in those movies are hot, but they're not good representations of real women. Hell, most of the stuff you see in those videos is implants and CGI. You need to find yourself a proper humanoid, one that'll take care of the housework... and maybe polish the X-Wing for you on lazy Sunday mornings, if you catch my drift.
So yeah, do you mind keeping it down a bit? Your mother and I have to be up early in the morning. Damn galaxy doesn't run itself, you know.