pride
[a satire of actual conversation snippets, said to me by folks being entirely serious.]
Support your government
They’re not to blame
Go about your business
Let the boys have their war game
Put on some lipstick
You’ll feel better
Stop reading the news
Don’t write your silly letters
No one listens to people like you
Go hug a tree
There’s not much else you can do
Don’t talk bad about the president
We don’t know where those W.O.M.D.’s went
[and who cares that he’s raping the environment]
God gave us this land
And He’ll take it back
Why not buy a new dress
It’ll help make up for what you lack
Think for yourself, don’t be a hippy
You walk around thinking everything’s trippy
Who cares about the homeless and the poor
You don’t live in the streets
What are you worried for?
If we let gays get married, what’s next,
A farmer can marry his horse?
Man shall not lie down with man
It’s in the bible, of course!
Get on with your life
You got so much to give
Besides we’re over there
To show them how to live
Republican Democrat,
It’s all the same.
If you haven't figured that out yet
You only have yourself to blame.
pride
[a satire of actual conversation snippets, said to me by folks being entirely serious.]
Support your government
They’re not to blame
Go about your business
Let the boys have their war game
Put on some lipstick
You’ll feel better
Stop reading the news
Don’t write your silly letters
No one listens to people like you
Go hug a tree
There’s not much else you can do
Don’t talk bad about the president
We don’t know where those W.O.M.D.’s went
[and who cares that he’s raping the environment]
God gave us this land
And He’ll take it back
Why not buy a new dress
It’ll help make up for what you lack
Think for yourself, don’t be a hippy
You walk around thinking everything’s trippy
Who cares about the homeless and the poor
You don’t live in the streets
What are you worried for?
If we let gays get married, what’s next,
A farmer can marry his horse?
Man shall not lie down with man
It’s in the bible, of course!
Get on with your life
You got so much to give
Besides we’re over there
To show them how to live
Republican Democrat,
It’s all the same.
If you haven't figured that out yet
You only have yourself to blame.