You May Be Right. BUT.....

Damn Sugar, that kiss felt so good.

That I'll go from 1 - 50 for you

Just to set myself free.

But Baby, I have to wonder if one day

You'll go from 51 - 100

To free yourself from me...

 

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

as performed by Paul Simon

(quoting only appropriate lyrics)

 

....She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain

I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again

I said I appreciate that and would you please explain

About the fifty ways

 

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight

And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light

And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover

 

You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just get yourself free

Oh you hop on the bus, Gus

You don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee

And get yourself free....

 

Done