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Day 306- OH MY GOD
...Man, I look awesome. Anyways, this is our reaction to my dad's extended family descending like a swarm on Milwaukee. We seriously did that thing where we ran away with a camera, had time to take 1 picture before relatives found us, and pretended like we were happy.
1. My Grandma basically called Casey a neo-Nazi. Yay.
2. My uncle brought these two black boys from Mississippi he sponsors through some program. This led to him and my dad trying to talk "hood." Examples:
Fred: "Yeah, dad used to call me Fritzenheimer, which I thought was weird. But 'heim' means 'home' and 'en' means 'from.' So he was basically calling me his homeboy! I was Dad's little homie."
Dad: "You going to college to play B-ball?"
...I AM HIP. I AM DOWN WITH THE YOUNG FOLK.
3. My extremely autistic cousin was in a happy, singing mood. A really loud happy, singing mood. 15 people, one of which is LOUD, is TOO MUCH. And they all wonder why we're running away to Indiana for the day when all the little kids are coming. Weird.
Day 306- OH MY GOD
...Man, I look awesome. Anyways, this is our reaction to my dad's extended family descending like a swarm on Milwaukee. We seriously did that thing where we ran away with a camera, had time to take 1 picture before relatives found us, and pretended like we were happy.
1. My Grandma basically called Casey a neo-Nazi. Yay.
2. My uncle brought these two black boys from Mississippi he sponsors through some program. This led to him and my dad trying to talk "hood." Examples:
Fred: "Yeah, dad used to call me Fritzenheimer, which I thought was weird. But 'heim' means 'home' and 'en' means 'from.' So he was basically calling me his homeboy! I was Dad's little homie."
Dad: "You going to college to play B-ball?"
...I AM HIP. I AM DOWN WITH THE YOUNG FOLK.
3. My extremely autistic cousin was in a happy, singing mood. A really loud happy, singing mood. 15 people, one of which is LOUD, is TOO MUCH. And they all wonder why we're running away to Indiana for the day when all the little kids are coming. Weird.