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Lucien D. Ashcroft

 

Chief Torment Officer (CTO) | Infernal Strategy Architect | Hellfire Compliance Lead

Greater Underworld Metropolitan Area · Eternal Sector

 

About:

Visionary executive with over 6,000 years of experience in soul acquisition, eternal contract negotiation, and multi-realm stakeholder torment. I specialize in scaling infernal operations, optimizing damnation pipelines, and driving cross-dimensional synergy between the Nine Circles and emerging mortal markets.

 

Known for my skull-forward leadership style and blood-stained transparency, I bring a relentless drive to every boardroom—whether it’s in the depths of despair or the heights of corporate ambition.

 

I believe in empowering my team through fear, fire, and quarterly performance rituals. My motto? “If you’re not screaming, you’re not growing.”

 

Experience:

Chief Torment Officer

HellCorp Unlimited · Eternal Tenure

– Spearheaded the “Help Us” initiative, increasing soul retention by 666%

– Oversaw the merger of Limbo Inc. and Purgatory Solutions

– Implemented blood-red KPI dashboards visible across all nine panes of reality

 

VP of Eternal Suffering

Underworld Holdings · 3,000 BCE – 2020 CE

– Led cross-dimensional expansion into the Midwest

– Introduced performance-based hauntings and quarterly apparitions

 

Education:

Infernal MBA – University of the Damned

Concentration in Strategic Possession and Ritual Finance

 

Skills:

– Soul Acquisition & Retention

– Ritual Compliance & Contract Law

– Bloodstain Forecasting

– Shadow Negotiation

– Crisis (Scene) Management

 

Interests:

– Screaming windows

– Crime scene tape aesthetics

– Executive hauntings

– LinkedIn endorsements from the abyss

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