Linked In Profile
Lucien D. Ashcroft
Chief Torment Officer (CTO) | Infernal Strategy Architect | Hellfire Compliance Lead
Greater Underworld Metropolitan Area · Eternal Sector
About:
Visionary executive with over 6,000 years of experience in soul acquisition, eternal contract negotiation, and multi-realm stakeholder torment. I specialize in scaling infernal operations, optimizing damnation pipelines, and driving cross-dimensional synergy between the Nine Circles and emerging mortal markets.
Known for my skull-forward leadership style and blood-stained transparency, I bring a relentless drive to every boardroom—whether it’s in the depths of despair or the heights of corporate ambition.
I believe in empowering my team through fear, fire, and quarterly performance rituals. My motto? “If you’re not screaming, you’re not growing.”
Experience:
Chief Torment Officer
HellCorp Unlimited · Eternal Tenure
– Spearheaded the “Help Us” initiative, increasing soul retention by 666%
– Oversaw the merger of Limbo Inc. and Purgatory Solutions
– Implemented blood-red KPI dashboards visible across all nine panes of reality
VP of Eternal Suffering
Underworld Holdings · 3,000 BCE – 2020 CE
– Led cross-dimensional expansion into the Midwest
– Introduced performance-based hauntings and quarterly apparitions
Education:
Infernal MBA – University of the Damned
Concentration in Strategic Possession and Ritual Finance
Skills:
– Soul Acquisition & Retention
– Ritual Compliance & Contract Law
– Bloodstain Forecasting
– Shadow Negotiation
– Crisis (Scene) Management
Interests:
– Screaming windows
– Crime scene tape aesthetics
– Executive hauntings
– LinkedIn endorsements from the abyss
Linked In Profile
Lucien D. Ashcroft
Chief Torment Officer (CTO) | Infernal Strategy Architect | Hellfire Compliance Lead
Greater Underworld Metropolitan Area · Eternal Sector
About:
Visionary executive with over 6,000 years of experience in soul acquisition, eternal contract negotiation, and multi-realm stakeholder torment. I specialize in scaling infernal operations, optimizing damnation pipelines, and driving cross-dimensional synergy between the Nine Circles and emerging mortal markets.
Known for my skull-forward leadership style and blood-stained transparency, I bring a relentless drive to every boardroom—whether it’s in the depths of despair or the heights of corporate ambition.
I believe in empowering my team through fear, fire, and quarterly performance rituals. My motto? “If you’re not screaming, you’re not growing.”
Experience:
Chief Torment Officer
HellCorp Unlimited · Eternal Tenure
– Spearheaded the “Help Us” initiative, increasing soul retention by 666%
– Oversaw the merger of Limbo Inc. and Purgatory Solutions
– Implemented blood-red KPI dashboards visible across all nine panes of reality
VP of Eternal Suffering
Underworld Holdings · 3,000 BCE – 2020 CE
– Led cross-dimensional expansion into the Midwest
– Introduced performance-based hauntings and quarterly apparitions
Education:
Infernal MBA – University of the Damned
Concentration in Strategic Possession and Ritual Finance
Skills:
– Soul Acquisition & Retention
– Ritual Compliance & Contract Law
– Bloodstain Forecasting
– Shadow Negotiation
– Crisis (Scene) Management
Interests:
– Screaming windows
– Crime scene tape aesthetics
– Executive hauntings
– LinkedIn endorsements from the abyss