Mark Turnauckas
Caution Children
Another local band, but with a much bigger budget. I've seen these all over the country.
When I was little, the signs said 'Slow Children'. My dear mother would point and say that this was where the intellectually disadvantaged kids lived.
She meant well. Political correctness hadn't been pounded into people yet. Good thing, too - she would have spent a long time in the reeducation camps.
Here's a quick personality test. If you think this sign means to be careful not to run the little darlings over, well, you're a very nice person and should probably be a kindergarbage teacher.
If you think the sign means to avoid the area at night because the young thugs might beat you to a bloody pulp for your watch, you're probably a fan of Grumpy Cat and are in desperate need of a hug.
Caution Children
Another local band, but with a much bigger budget. I've seen these all over the country.
When I was little, the signs said 'Slow Children'. My dear mother would point and say that this was where the intellectually disadvantaged kids lived.
She meant well. Political correctness hadn't been pounded into people yet. Good thing, too - she would have spent a long time in the reeducation camps.
Here's a quick personality test. If you think this sign means to be careful not to run the little darlings over, well, you're a very nice person and should probably be a kindergarbage teacher.
If you think the sign means to avoid the area at night because the young thugs might beat you to a bloody pulp for your watch, you're probably a fan of Grumpy Cat and are in desperate need of a hug.