Paediatric Pareidolia
Today children, we are looking through the….…errm……derelict window!
Now settle down quickly and we’ll begin.
Lindsey, please stop flicking ink pellets at Mya! You know she promised to bring Pakora’s in for us. You will see Miss Trunchbull at break and be prepared to be hurled out of the window!
And why have you brought that extremely large measuring cylinder in? If I weren’t mistaken, I would think it was a yard of wine glass!
Edward Coulson, please may we have your attention and when we do, I would like you to explain to your classmates the fascination in staring at the 5 people standing at the bus stop in the pouring rain!
Brian, Brian, Brian, what does it say on the door?
Yes, it says ‘classroom’. It does not say ‘Petting Zoo! In future please leave your farmyard animals at home. I would also ask if you really consider pink wellies appropriate footwear for a juvenile pig?
Honestly a horse and a pig! And what on earth is that steaming pile behind your desk?
Miss Hedman, yes, yes, yes, you can be pencil monitor next week.
Master Rouse, for the N’th time (where N is a prime integer), please put your spreadsheet and slide rule away. You’ll be pleased to know that we will be studying equilateral triangles later.
Your task for today is to match the above images to the following creatures. Please note there may be more than one correct answer to an image.
A Dumbo
B Sea Lion
C Dragon
D Sloth
E Chow Dog
F Lesser Spotted Eejit
G Angry Bird
F Knight of the Round Table
G Gymnast
Have fun and don't ask the bloody obvious question.......😂
You're all pretty cool, so today's track chose itself
Paediatric Pareidolia
Today children, we are looking through the….…errm……derelict window!
Now settle down quickly and we’ll begin.
Lindsey, please stop flicking ink pellets at Mya! You know she promised to bring Pakora’s in for us. You will see Miss Trunchbull at break and be prepared to be hurled out of the window!
And why have you brought that extremely large measuring cylinder in? If I weren’t mistaken, I would think it was a yard of wine glass!
Edward Coulson, please may we have your attention and when we do, I would like you to explain to your classmates the fascination in staring at the 5 people standing at the bus stop in the pouring rain!
Brian, Brian, Brian, what does it say on the door?
Yes, it says ‘classroom’. It does not say ‘Petting Zoo! In future please leave your farmyard animals at home. I would also ask if you really consider pink wellies appropriate footwear for a juvenile pig?
Honestly a horse and a pig! And what on earth is that steaming pile behind your desk?
Miss Hedman, yes, yes, yes, you can be pencil monitor next week.
Master Rouse, for the N’th time (where N is a prime integer), please put your spreadsheet and slide rule away. You’ll be pleased to know that we will be studying equilateral triangles later.
Your task for today is to match the above images to the following creatures. Please note there may be more than one correct answer to an image.
A Dumbo
B Sea Lion
C Dragon
D Sloth
E Chow Dog
F Lesser Spotted Eejit
G Angry Bird
F Knight of the Round Table
G Gymnast
Have fun and don't ask the bloody obvious question.......😂
You're all pretty cool, so today's track chose itself