AbbyNormaJeane

Greetings what’s left of the World! This is still Chad Becker and the D.A.N. Team———-still just online, and we are still on your side -your far right side that is, podcasting from H6.

Since D.A.N. Is too cheap to spring for airfare, and my funds have mysteriously vaporized, Steve and I were going to go all “Holiday Road”, jump in the van, and start driving west.

Thankfully we pulled off for some Wendy’s at the last exit though, as it seems that the entire state of H5 is currently on fire! The beautiful blonde at this Wendy’s drive-thru has just informed me that General Tayaya Decided to go Daenerys Targaryen last week, and culled an entire state of her loyal populus. Miss, do you have an—Steve! What the -BLEEP- did you do?! Are we sinking?? Wait do u smell gaaa... Holy Shi.... Iis thaat aaa beear...? —Fzzt pop—

 

—a few minutes? of dead air later—

 

—eve!! STEVE, WAKE UP!! I need you to work the camera! Okay, settle. settle.

-Ahem- Ladies and Gentlemen. It seems our little pitstop at the drive-thru has taken a turn for the surreal. I’m a little fuzzy on the last 15 minutes and as to how we got here, but we are now streaming live from an incredibly advanced weapons research facility located somewhere on H... uh H6 I think.

I am told we are at “Abnormal Genee-“

—snickering noises—

Uuum. Okay. At the heart of “Abnormal Genetics Laboratories”

—scientists bust out laughing—

Wai—What? Hang on. Norma Jeane, yeah yeah. Now I get it. —BLEEP—ing scientist humor... Bit of a stretch there guys.

I’m here at “Abnormal Genetics Laboratories” speaking with Director Loki in front of viewing window overlooking a colossal vat of redundancy on a continent infamous for its equally colossal pest problem.

Director, you say you’ve collected several of the foremost minds in the field of mad science from around the hypersphere. Please tell us a little about the team you gave assembled, and what you hope to accomplish here today.

Certainly, Chad. I love your podcast. First from the Rainbow Road 150cc Star Cup Circuit we have Dr. Bowzer- an expert in Kaiju Linguistics. Next from the Isla de Sorna, we have Dr. Wu- our chief geneticist. Third we have our specialist in biological mutations- Krang, from Dimension X. And finally, we have B11!!! herself- Doktor!!! Foxy Cleopatra!!!- Formerly of Destiny’s Child.

And what could you possibly hope to accomplish with this team, Director?

What we have already accomplished Chad!

It is already finished!! MUAH HAHAH HAAAA HAAA!!!

But Director! Doesn’t this country already have an unlimi—

MUAHH HAAAA HAAAA HAAA HA HA!!!

Well there you have it folks! Once again, This has been Chad Becker still barely hanging off the edge of the map. So go ahead and grab your torches and pitchforks ladies and gentlemen, because here, they be making monsters. Becker out. —- fzt. Pop—

I don’t get it, Steve. Whole —BLEEP—ing continent is infested with flying lizzards, and these —BLEEP—ing “Geniuses” are making more???!! I mean what the literal fu- Does anyone else smell smoke??

Chad! Your mic is still hot!

Son of a—fzzt..Blip—

Done