How to expose film
Everything I know about exposure, I learned from Shanghai film packaging.
If there's a crazy man staring into the sun, shoot at f16.
If there's smog and a crazy man is about to be attacked by a shark, shoot at f11.
If it's smoggy and there are sky turds, shoot at f8.
If the sky turds are higher than the sun, shoot at f5.6.
If you see a garden slug with a turd on its head, shoot it at f4.
If you're about to be run over by a docking ocean liner, @##$@!
How to expose film
Everything I know about exposure, I learned from Shanghai film packaging.
If there's a crazy man staring into the sun, shoot at f16.
If there's smog and a crazy man is about to be attacked by a shark, shoot at f11.
If it's smoggy and there are sky turds, shoot at f8.
If the sky turds are higher than the sun, shoot at f5.6.
If you see a garden slug with a turd on its head, shoot it at f4.
If you're about to be run over by a docking ocean liner, @##$@!