Every New Toothpaste in the Early 90's
The story of the email:
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The email is this nightmare this girl sent to everybody at my community college. It's hard to see in the middle due to my scanner, so here is the story lifted from one of my blogs:
This was an email my ENTIRE community college got last year. I ran across it today while being bored:
We the Student Government and the Science Club and the Lidauary Club have joined together to sponsor a trip to Christerfer Newport to see S T O M P. we are encoraging everyone to sign up and go. We are going to have a stomping good time. The Trip will be on Friday April 11,2008 and we will be leaving the Suffolk Campus at 6:45 pm the coast will be 25.00 per person. we have sign up sheets all around the campus so sign up now seats are going fast.and keep a look out here on the black board for up coming trips and events. For more infomation you can contact Me...(rest edited out)
-----end of email-----
Seriously. That atrocity got sent to everybody on all three campuses.
I went to work the next day, and the lady I was working for at the time was an English teacher at the school, and she told me that one of the English teachers forwarded that girls' email to all the English teachers with this message:
The email below went out to all our students from a student from the SGA. I am very appalled and in awe of the caliber of writing in this email. We, the Literary Club, will send a letter of apology to our students. WE had absolutely no knowledge or relation to this email, and I have since spoken to [student activities lady] about the freedom of students have to send out letters of "mass destruction" of this nature. First, I thought it was an April Fool's joke, but then I realized it went out to all of our students, some of which have contacted me regarding the contents. I do not mean any harm toward this student or anyone else connected to this matter. I am just heartbroken and greatly disturbed...greatly.
------end of the mail-----
She also emailed the student, which was also included in the email to the English teachers:
[girl who wrote horrible email],
Please accept my sincere apologies for anything that I am about to write, but please prior to sending any emails to all the student body, please check very thoroughly all of your words. I do not want us to send the wrong message to students about our writing. I do thank you go graciously for what you are doing; pulling everyone together, but we want to be as excellent in what we do as how we do it. The Literary Club has several officers what would proofread anything you want to send out if you would like their help. Again, please do not take this personally. The only reason I am sending this email is to just one, commend your efforts to have us working together, and two, to suggest you proofread your emails before sending them to all of PDCCC students. Most importantly, if I have offended you I apologize, but I wanted to share this information with you. I will be glad to sit down with you and talk about this if you desire.
[new English teacher]
English Instructor
PDCCC Literary Club - Founder/Sponsor
Every New Toothpaste in the Early 90's
The story of the email:
The favorite mst3k season moments lists came from the mst3kinfo.com website.
The email is this nightmare this girl sent to everybody at my community college. It's hard to see in the middle due to my scanner, so here is the story lifted from one of my blogs:
This was an email my ENTIRE community college got last year. I ran across it today while being bored:
We the Student Government and the Science Club and the Lidauary Club have joined together to sponsor a trip to Christerfer Newport to see S T O M P. we are encoraging everyone to sign up and go. We are going to have a stomping good time. The Trip will be on Friday April 11,2008 and we will be leaving the Suffolk Campus at 6:45 pm the coast will be 25.00 per person. we have sign up sheets all around the campus so sign up now seats are going fast.and keep a look out here on the black board for up coming trips and events. For more infomation you can contact Me...(rest edited out)
-----end of email-----
Seriously. That atrocity got sent to everybody on all three campuses.
I went to work the next day, and the lady I was working for at the time was an English teacher at the school, and she told me that one of the English teachers forwarded that girls' email to all the English teachers with this message:
The email below went out to all our students from a student from the SGA. I am very appalled and in awe of the caliber of writing in this email. We, the Literary Club, will send a letter of apology to our students. WE had absolutely no knowledge or relation to this email, and I have since spoken to [student activities lady] about the freedom of students have to send out letters of "mass destruction" of this nature. First, I thought it was an April Fool's joke, but then I realized it went out to all of our students, some of which have contacted me regarding the contents. I do not mean any harm toward this student or anyone else connected to this matter. I am just heartbroken and greatly disturbed...greatly.
------end of the mail-----
She also emailed the student, which was also included in the email to the English teachers:
[girl who wrote horrible email],
Please accept my sincere apologies for anything that I am about to write, but please prior to sending any emails to all the student body, please check very thoroughly all of your words. I do not want us to send the wrong message to students about our writing. I do thank you go graciously for what you are doing; pulling everyone together, but we want to be as excellent in what we do as how we do it. The Literary Club has several officers what would proofread anything you want to send out if you would like their help. Again, please do not take this personally. The only reason I am sending this email is to just one, commend your efforts to have us working together, and two, to suggest you proofread your emails before sending them to all of PDCCC students. Most importantly, if I have offended you I apologize, but I wanted to share this information with you. I will be glad to sit down with you and talk about this if you desire.
[new English teacher]
English Instructor
PDCCC Literary Club - Founder/Sponsor