James Adam
Wizard Predictions
FINALLY! A fortune-telling machine that I can get on board with. This little guy, I can trust to see into my future and give me sound financial advice. He knows the core of me.
I gave him 25 cents, and he tapped his little table three times, lifting his hat to reveal nothing (well, actually, a dark hold in the table, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt). He then tapped his wand against the table another three times, and a little fortune card dropped from the bottom of the stand.
The significance of the table, and the raising of the hat? DO NOT DARE QUESTION THE WIZARD.
(In my fortune, it said that everyone in the world was going to give me ultimate kudos, and cash-money gifts. Ok?)
Wizard Predictions
FINALLY! A fortune-telling machine that I can get on board with. This little guy, I can trust to see into my future and give me sound financial advice. He knows the core of me.
I gave him 25 cents, and he tapped his little table three times, lifting his hat to reveal nothing (well, actually, a dark hold in the table, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt). He then tapped his wand against the table another three times, and a little fortune card dropped from the bottom of the stand.
The significance of the table, and the raising of the hat? DO NOT DARE QUESTION THE WIZARD.
(In my fortune, it said that everyone in the world was going to give me ultimate kudos, and cash-money gifts. Ok?)