Day 140
Ten things I want to say to people and probably will because I lack impulse control! But here's a sneak peak anyway.
1) Lets just cut to the chase; you should fall in love with me. You should get over your angst (and I mean that in the most affectionate way) and fall in love with me so that we can get to the good stuff.
2) You probably didn't really hurt me. I probably just got bored. The good news is that I'm now contrite and a bunch of other things that look like "shy" and "nervous" so I'll be leaving you alone from now on.
3) If I could leave you alone, I would have. Totally would've saved me a whole lot of trouble. But I can't, so I'm learning how to cope. You should, too, but I think it just amuses you.
4) Turns out I have ADHD, so I AM a bad communicator! But you were boring. So we both committed terrible crimes.
5) T-t-t-t-touch meh.
6) There's no way you're going to see this, but you are so one of my favorite people right now. Seriously. I might have to go to Australia-land to see you one day. Or call. Whichever I have money for first.
7) I love you. Yeah, still. Yeah, really. No, you don't need to say anything to that. Well, there's no way you would. You don't even know who you are... but annnnyway....
8) You are the best exboyfriend ever and if I didn't know we both sucked ass in the relationship department (which was so your fault ) I would totally be after you.
9) Stop using those goddamn smiley faces when you're angry. There's nothing worse than internet sarcasm/derision. You're not good at it in person, doing it online doesn't make it better.
10) I'd totally get naked and let you take pictures of me, and I don't even LIKE me naked. Well, I like parts of me naked. But that doesn't have a whole lot to do with you so much as the person that #5 is directed at. Your paths shall never cross.
Day 140
Ten things I want to say to people and probably will because I lack impulse control! But here's a sneak peak anyway.
1) Lets just cut to the chase; you should fall in love with me. You should get over your angst (and I mean that in the most affectionate way) and fall in love with me so that we can get to the good stuff.
2) You probably didn't really hurt me. I probably just got bored. The good news is that I'm now contrite and a bunch of other things that look like "shy" and "nervous" so I'll be leaving you alone from now on.
3) If I could leave you alone, I would have. Totally would've saved me a whole lot of trouble. But I can't, so I'm learning how to cope. You should, too, but I think it just amuses you.
4) Turns out I have ADHD, so I AM a bad communicator! But you were boring. So we both committed terrible crimes.
5) T-t-t-t-touch meh.
6) There's no way you're going to see this, but you are so one of my favorite people right now. Seriously. I might have to go to Australia-land to see you one day. Or call. Whichever I have money for first.
7) I love you. Yeah, still. Yeah, really. No, you don't need to say anything to that. Well, there's no way you would. You don't even know who you are... but annnnyway....
8) You are the best exboyfriend ever and if I didn't know we both sucked ass in the relationship department (which was so your fault ) I would totally be after you.
9) Stop using those goddamn smiley faces when you're angry. There's nothing worse than internet sarcasm/derision. You're not good at it in person, doing it online doesn't make it better.
10) I'd totally get naked and let you take pictures of me, and I don't even LIKE me naked. Well, I like parts of me naked. But that doesn't have a whole lot to do with you so much as the person that #5 is directed at. Your paths shall never cross.