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Fw: : Inspiring Indeed !!!
Inspiring Indeed !!!
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoylife!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think aboutit.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
But what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see theadmiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep onrocking!
5. Every lady hopes
That her daughter will marry a better man than she did
And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his fatherdid!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannotdie!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to theCrocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But we chose Marriage, slowsure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are either
Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someoneelse!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one youchoose?)
'HATE YOUR ENEMIES FOREVER....!'
12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving withoutdrinking!
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Fw: : Inspiring Indeed !!!
Inspiring Indeed !!!
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoylife!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think aboutit.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
But what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see theadmiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep onrocking!
5. Every lady hopes
That her daughter will marry a better man than she did
And is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his fatherdid!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannotdie!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to theCrocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
Jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
But we chose Marriage, slowsure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are either
Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someoneelse!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one youchoose?)
'HATE YOUR ENEMIES FOREVER....!'
12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving withoutdrinking!
__._,_.___
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