Muddy Butt Falls

So this is Andrews secret un-named waterfall out in the French St. Petes Wilderness. Melisma originally named it Mud Butt Falls but there is a big difference between Muddy Butt and Mud Butt with the latter referencing the worst case of incontinence. This trip was seriously one of the best trips I've been on so thank you guys for the great time. After this fall we went to Terwiliger Creek where there was a big fall but it looked kinda sketchy to get to. Of course I'm not the kinda gal that shoots from the viewpoint so off to the forest we went. Came across a discombobulated hiker and asked for some directions. For some odd reason he was hard of hearing and couldn't even look us in the eyes. He said the hotsprings was a quarter mile down the trail but the waterfall was a bushwhack. "HOTSPRINGS" I shouted! I had never been to any and was so excited that it was on the way. So we reach the hotsprings and low and behold we see butt neked fogies that make Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates look good!!!!!!!!! I turn around and look at my buds in disbelief cuz I didn't see any sign that said 1/4 mile to Ashland!!!!!! Now I know why that other hiker was dazed and confused :) So we had to turn around and find a different route to the falls:( Now if there was a slide out willi award both Andrew and Melisma would be taking home the trophies! I'll leave the following scenarios nameless so my buds can save face. The first slide out happened so fast that I didn't have time to turn around and pretend that I didn't see it and usually I can refrain from laughing for a whole 2 days but as I said before it happened too fast!! You know when you go to the carnival and they have those big slides. You climb to the top and get on your blanket and go for it, catch some air and hit the next three humps! Totally not that gracefull!!!!!!!!! It was like the boots became Heeleys and their butt bounced so hard they sprung right back to their feet!!!! The next slide out was the fastest slow motion fall I have ever seen in my life!!!!! It was kinda like watching someone play chicken by themselves on the monkey bars! They fell off the cliff and grabbed some tree branches and was holding on for dear life while kicking, twisting and turning looking for ground. I managed to get there before they let go so all is well with the world. On the way back this forest worker asked us how it was and we all said with a smile that we had a really good time. So if you were over at the hotsprings last Sunday shame shame shame on you!!!!!

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