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Improvising a corkscrew
A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are shipwrecked. There is a case of wine on shore, but they don't have a corkscrew. The physicist says "I know, we will create a pressure system outside of the bottle so that the cork pops out on its own." After much effort, he admits defeat.
The chemist says "No problem. We will create some chemical reactions inside the bottle that will increase the pressure and make the cork easy to remove." He fails as well.
The economist smiles, turns to his colleagues, and says "Assume we have a corkscrew . . . "
Improvising a corkscrew
A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are shipwrecked. There is a case of wine on shore, but they don't have a corkscrew. The physicist says "I know, we will create a pressure system outside of the bottle so that the cork pops out on its own." After much effort, he admits defeat.
The chemist says "No problem. We will create some chemical reactions inside the bottle that will increase the pressure and make the cork easy to remove." He fails as well.
The economist smiles, turns to his colleagues, and says "Assume we have a corkscrew . . . "