Kid Continuity
Katerina Greaves - Dry, dead skin
Undeath getting you down? Are strangers stalking you through the street and trying to club you in the head? Can't find that special someone to take out for a bite and maybe a little more? Finding that your friends and loved ones can't even look at you anymore without uttering a shriek that would pierce your soul - even if you still had one?
Have you considered that maybe the problem isn't so much that you are flesh eating monster as you have a perpetual skin problem that would have even some of the world's best dermatologists cowering in fear in the pantry with a rolling pin? Here at the Sunny Revival Day Spa we can help you out with all your post-life, pre-death needs. Our mudbaths and saunas will help keep your skin as soft and supple as the day you first crawled out of your grave and clawed your way to the surface.
We also feature an army of the world's finest morticians who will take care of everything from swapping out those pesky bodily fluids for something that will simulate somewhat natural coloring to the finest in makeups for bringing out that rosy color in your cheeks that only comes from feeding on the newspaper carrier.
Book your appointment with us today!
A screenshot from "The Sims 2" illustrating my attempts at turning all the player-controlled Sims - and a lot of NPCs - from Pleasantview into zombies.
Katerina Greaves - Dry, dead skin
Undeath getting you down? Are strangers stalking you through the street and trying to club you in the head? Can't find that special someone to take out for a bite and maybe a little more? Finding that your friends and loved ones can't even look at you anymore without uttering a shriek that would pierce your soul - even if you still had one?
Have you considered that maybe the problem isn't so much that you are flesh eating monster as you have a perpetual skin problem that would have even some of the world's best dermatologists cowering in fear in the pantry with a rolling pin? Here at the Sunny Revival Day Spa we can help you out with all your post-life, pre-death needs. Our mudbaths and saunas will help keep your skin as soft and supple as the day you first crawled out of your grave and clawed your way to the surface.
We also feature an army of the world's finest morticians who will take care of everything from swapping out those pesky bodily fluids for something that will simulate somewhat natural coloring to the finest in makeups for bringing out that rosy color in your cheeks that only comes from feeding on the newspaper carrier.
Book your appointment with us today!
A screenshot from "The Sims 2" illustrating my attempts at turning all the player-controlled Sims - and a lot of NPCs - from Pleasantview into zombies.