Band of Mercy - Veganocracy 7"

One of my favorite records I picked up latley, with amazing lyrics, that are bound to make you fart from laughter... Guy With Bitch Tits is bound to be a hard core classic or at least a Vegan favorite!

 

""eating soy increases estrogen"

says the guy, the guy with bitch tits

"but eating steak makes you a man"

says the guy, the guy with bitch tits

 

his breasts sag like your grandma's

but he's a masculine authority

the only thing he's king of is irony

 

"Vegans have low testosterone"

says the guy, the guy with bitch tits

"where do you get your protein from?"

Says the guy, the guy with bitch tits

 

an apparent expert on nutrition

even though he's fucking obese

"we were meant to be carnivores, look at our teeth"

 

Pre-diabetic and impotent

he's the guy, the guy with bitch tits

he's due for an artery stent

he's the guy, the guy with bitch tits

 

Nevermind that he's got a F.U.P.A.

when he calls you a fucking pussy

the one thing he is king of is irony

 

Don't be that guy"

Done