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"I'm not going to let you go, Billy!"

Ethel A.Tree "shook her twigs angrily" & speaks out against Studebaker Hoch's attempt to coërce Billy The Mountain to report for his induction physical preparatory to joining the U.S.Army (per force: "Listen, you communist son of a bitch: you better get yr ass down there for y'r fuckin' physical or I'll see to it that you get used for fill-dirt in some impending New Jersey marsh reclamation – & yr girlfriend there will wind up disguised as a series of brooms, primitive ironing boards, or a doghouse. Get the picture?")

Billy assures her "If they think they're gonna draft me, they're crazy."

with his laughter to follow, it rumbles the 2oo-foot cliff Hoch is standing on & off he tumbles screaming to his death below.

 

truly, "A mountain is something you don't want to fuck with" & Ethel's no slouch either: you gotta watch out for that "small wooden wife".

 

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Uploaded on August 21, 2016