judder1952
Sunrise .Staffordshire.And ive been tagged by both Poyntonshootmike and Offertonhatter.
1.Ime a compulsive liar.
2.Ime an alien born on the planet Nikonite however our neighbouring planet Canonite waged war against us bombarding us with Beige light rays causing overexposure 60 of us escaped in a rescue pod but alas we landed in Milton Keynes and after 6 months trying to find the way out 59 decided to commit suicide but I lost my suicide pill.
3.Iwas adopted by a passing couple who could not have children they reared me as their own.
4. My first job after leaving school was a brain surgeon I spent 6 years trying to implant the power of speech into premiership footballers tried to teach them to say think instead of fink and thought instead of fawt however i soon realised they were just too fick sorry thick.
5.I moved on in life and went to Africa for 10 years i lived with the wartheheckarewe tribe who had been lost since the time of Christ in the African bush.Bit like Milton Keynes.
6.I married the Chiefs daughters all 5 who each gave me a son so to this day you can see African tribesmen with ginger beards.In the end I gave up my life as a nomad because i realised I was going nowhere.
7.On returning to England the first thing I did was get a Bacon butty and a Lottery ticket Low and behold I won 7 Million pound but found it all too much so I donated 6 million to a Ducks home and 1 million to Milton Keynes so they could develop a road leading out of town.
8.At this point I decided to become a Photographer I worked really hard getting my Exposure just right but a policeman caught me and I did 3 years in Parkhurst High Security Prison.
9.While in Prison I became good mates with a master forger and realising I should not have given away my Lottery win proceeded to print myself about 60 million Quid and retired to a little island in the Bahamas.
10.So am coming up to retirement now and I keep a picture of myself in the attic Oh and by the way my names Dorian..Dorian Gray:-)))
AND I SWEAR I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU.
Sunrise .Staffordshire.And ive been tagged by both Poyntonshootmike and Offertonhatter.
1.Ime a compulsive liar.
2.Ime an alien born on the planet Nikonite however our neighbouring planet Canonite waged war against us bombarding us with Beige light rays causing overexposure 60 of us escaped in a rescue pod but alas we landed in Milton Keynes and after 6 months trying to find the way out 59 decided to commit suicide but I lost my suicide pill.
3.Iwas adopted by a passing couple who could not have children they reared me as their own.
4. My first job after leaving school was a brain surgeon I spent 6 years trying to implant the power of speech into premiership footballers tried to teach them to say think instead of fink and thought instead of fawt however i soon realised they were just too fick sorry thick.
5.I moved on in life and went to Africa for 10 years i lived with the wartheheckarewe tribe who had been lost since the time of Christ in the African bush.Bit like Milton Keynes.
6.I married the Chiefs daughters all 5 who each gave me a son so to this day you can see African tribesmen with ginger beards.In the end I gave up my life as a nomad because i realised I was going nowhere.
7.On returning to England the first thing I did was get a Bacon butty and a Lottery ticket Low and behold I won 7 Million pound but found it all too much so I donated 6 million to a Ducks home and 1 million to Milton Keynes so they could develop a road leading out of town.
8.At this point I decided to become a Photographer I worked really hard getting my Exposure just right but a policeman caught me and I did 3 years in Parkhurst High Security Prison.
9.While in Prison I became good mates with a master forger and realising I should not have given away my Lottery win proceeded to print myself about 60 million Quid and retired to a little island in the Bahamas.
10.So am coming up to retirement now and I keep a picture of myself in the attic Oh and by the way my names Dorian..Dorian Gray:-)))
AND I SWEAR I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU.