Oh Phone's a lumberjack and he's okay

One phone/365 days. Day 230 2/5/08

 

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

Chorus:

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

 

Mounties:

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

 

Chorus:

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

 

Mounties:

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

 

Chorus:

He's a lumberjack and he's OK

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

I cut down trees, I wear high heels

Suspenders and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

 

Mounties:

I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!

Suspenders...and a bra?!...

 

Just the Lumberjack:

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

- Monty Python

Done