Holden has brilliantly resorted to shading his filthy godless gingerskin from the sun and flip me off at the same time.

In the old testament it states that god was making mans and had to take a shit, so he went to the crapper, and the night before he'd eaten grullense tacos and he was crapping violentely. Then he realized he was out of toilet paper, so he grabbed the nearest thing around, which happened to be a human being, and god wiped his ass with the human, and that's how red heads were invented. Or at least that's what it says in the Guttenberg bible, and christians have been known to be wrong time and time again, so maybe it's a fib from god.

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