J-diggity-dogg
METALLICA VS. SLAYER
Hammett had a mexican switchblade and he was swingin' around while swiggin' on some weird tequila with a scorpion floating in it. I was scared straight. But then Kerry King came in and he was wearing a vest made entirely out of living scorpions. I was like, "nu-unh." and I knew right away, reality tv or a breast cancer survivor's group, this was intense. I burped three times, and this yuppie lesbo gave me a dirty look, and I said, "lot's of bitches are jealous of man's ability to burp, and no man is jealous he can't lactate." That was it, the lesbo was on me, like a puma on a crippled baby deer. She sunk her liberal fangs in my throat and I was puking up last year's blood. gangster. Oh yeah, the clouds were lookin' creepy and lecherous all day, like a bad ginsberg poem recited by a phillipino nun with three teeth. I'm serious.
METALLICA VS. SLAYER
Hammett had a mexican switchblade and he was swingin' around while swiggin' on some weird tequila with a scorpion floating in it. I was scared straight. But then Kerry King came in and he was wearing a vest made entirely out of living scorpions. I was like, "nu-unh." and I knew right away, reality tv or a breast cancer survivor's group, this was intense. I burped three times, and this yuppie lesbo gave me a dirty look, and I said, "lot's of bitches are jealous of man's ability to burp, and no man is jealous he can't lactate." That was it, the lesbo was on me, like a puma on a crippled baby deer. She sunk her liberal fangs in my throat and I was puking up last year's blood. gangster. Oh yeah, the clouds were lookin' creepy and lecherous all day, like a bad ginsberg poem recited by a phillipino nun with three teeth. I'm serious.