So Cold

50 Fahrenheight (10 C )

Filipinos shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens

 

35 Fahrenheight(1.6 C)

Italian cars wont start

Canadians drive with windows down

 

32 Fahrenheight ( 0 C)

American water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker

 

0 Fahrenheight ( -17.9 C)

NYC landlords finally turn on the heat

Canadians have the last cookout of the season

 

-60 Fahrenheight (-51 C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole

Canadian girl guides sell cookies door to door

 

-109 fahrenheight (-78.5 C)

Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice

Canadians pull down their ear flaps

 

-173 Fahrenheight (-114 C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

 

-459.67 Fahrenheight (-273.15 C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

 

 

 

 

Done