Simply a woman...
Around at mum's for a catch up and boy did she have news for me!
She told me Amy's (my nephews wife) father had been asking them to give him my number and he'd even turned up here at mum's asking about me. I must have made quite the impression on him at the christening! I laughed it off as being too weird to contemplate, when he turned up!
After the initial greeting where he kissed both mum and I on the cheek - very forward I thought - he asked me out. I told him I felt it was a bit odd but he persisted, so eventually I agreed to a coffee, if the weathers good this coming Sunday. Shortly after, he left.
After this the oddness continued, my mum turned to me and said "he's a nice man you know, maybe you might let him take you out properly". I was about to return to the it's weird reason when she just started on why a woman needs a man - a bit out of touch but her reasoning suprised me.
"I was younger once, she said, I remember what it's like to be attractive and a man to want me, your dad and I had a loving and very physical relationship you...." "MUM" I said out loud. "Oh don't be coy," she said, "you must be having a sex life, with those legs I'll bet men couldn't keep their hands off you."
"I don't feel comfortable with this conversation mum", she laughed and said "well you better get used to being asked out, because plenty men will want whats at the top of your stockings."
What followed was an admission on my part that I have a sex life, my mum telling me she used to enjoy sex and me being mightily embaressed!
Simply a woman...
Around at mum's for a catch up and boy did she have news for me!
She told me Amy's (my nephews wife) father had been asking them to give him my number and he'd even turned up here at mum's asking about me. I must have made quite the impression on him at the christening! I laughed it off as being too weird to contemplate, when he turned up!
After the initial greeting where he kissed both mum and I on the cheek - very forward I thought - he asked me out. I told him I felt it was a bit odd but he persisted, so eventually I agreed to a coffee, if the weathers good this coming Sunday. Shortly after, he left.
After this the oddness continued, my mum turned to me and said "he's a nice man you know, maybe you might let him take you out properly". I was about to return to the it's weird reason when she just started on why a woman needs a man - a bit out of touch but her reasoning suprised me.
"I was younger once, she said, I remember what it's like to be attractive and a man to want me, your dad and I had a loving and very physical relationship you...." "MUM" I said out loud. "Oh don't be coy," she said, "you must be having a sex life, with those legs I'll bet men couldn't keep their hands off you."
"I don't feel comfortable with this conversation mum", she laughed and said "well you better get used to being asked out, because plenty men will want whats at the top of your stockings."
What followed was an admission on my part that I have a sex life, my mum telling me she used to enjoy sex and me being mightily embaressed!