jmayav
Di-with-his-posse
found this from an email:
read on it's hilarious....
1st Grader’s INSIGHTS: check them out…
1. Don't change horses : until they stop running.
2.Strike while the : bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before : Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of : termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but : how?
6. Don't bite the hand that : looks dirty.
7. No news is : impossible
8. A miss is as good as a : mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new : math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll : stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust :me.
12. The pen is mightier than the : pigs.
13. An idle mind is :the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's : pollution.
15. Happy the bride who : gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is : not much.
17. Two's company, three's : the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what : you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and :you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as : Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not : spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed :get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you : see in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind : get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand : is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than :pregnant !
Di-with-his-posse
found this from an email:
read on it's hilarious....
1st Grader’s INSIGHTS: check them out…
1. Don't change horses : until they stop running.
2.Strike while the : bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before : Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of : termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but : how?
6. Don't bite the hand that : looks dirty.
7. No news is : impossible
8. A miss is as good as a : mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new : math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll : stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust :me.
12. The pen is mightier than the : pigs.
13. An idle mind is :the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's : pollution.
15. Happy the bride who : gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is : not much.
17. Two's company, three's : the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what : you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and :you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as : Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not : spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed :get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you : see in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind : get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand : is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than :pregnant !