Nutella: the holiday experiment

Friends have asked for holiday suggestions for nutella, so I have designed an experiment that produced good holiday results.

1. similar to experiment #2, select a suitable oatmeal raisin cookie

2. pipette 30 grams of nutella carefully onto the cookie. whatever you do, don't use a spoon, because the nutella doesn't want to spread-- it wants to cling. to spoons, cookies, taste buds-- it's all very lovey-dovey and, perhaps, a trifle needy.

3. Also similar to the previous experiment, carefully place exactly no baconsalt, whatsoever, on the nutella

4. pour egg nog

5. play some holiday-themed music

6. swish the egg nog and enjoy its heady vapors. oh, did i mention the rum?

7. enjoy responsibly

8. make a setting for a friend

Done