We're Gonna Be Rich!

 

 

 

Me to my wife: "Well, what do you think?"

Wife: "Are you nuts?"

Me: "Have you ever been more impressed?"

Wife: "Yes, definitely."

Me: "Cool, huh?"

Wife: "Why is there 4 inches of good paper towels on the floor?"

Me: "It's my 'poor man's boombox!"'

Wife: "Have you lost your mind? What about all these paper towels?"

Me: "We're gonna be rich! Do you have the number of the US Patent Office?"

Wife: "Are you high?"

Me: "You don't LOVE it?"

Wife: *Sigh*

 

 

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