geekvest

This is actually the contents of a fishing vest I wear 'on the job'.

 

# A - Pager (sometimes)

# B - Cell phone

# C - iPod power supply

# D - iPod w/Koss 'Plug' phones, in cheap generic case

# E - Carabiners. Handy as hell for temporarily holding cable bundles.

# F - 512MB RAM. No, I don't know why that's in there either.

# G - Microcassette recorder (sometimes)

# H - PC Card NIC (10/100) with dongle

# I - PC Card NIC (Wi-Fi, WaveLan Gold)

# J - Canon Digital Elph S100 (well, the bag. The camera's taking this pic.) (sometimes)

# K - Extra earbud phones

# L - Cell phone headset

# M - Mini-Stereo -> 1/8" stereo adapter

# N - Handcuffs. Really useful for locking computer bag or iBook handle to things quickly while stepping away. Pervert.

# O - Mini-CDR with Linux rescue disk on it.

# P - Biz cards

# Q - T Pass

# R - Lighter

# S - Neon Genesis: Evangelion - Death and Rebirth. Hm, forgot that was in there.

# T - Pipe and fixin's. No, not that kind. Contents = 2 kinds of 'baccy, pipe, cleaners, pipe lighter, cap and tool.

# U - Lockpick/tension wrench (retractable). Saved my ass once already when I came to a colo machine that was locked and the keys were nowhere to be found.

# V - Beer opener

# W - Generic lock

# X - Swiss Army penknife

# Y - Hex wrench set

# Z - Swiss Army Cybertool

# 1 - Mont Blanc ball pen (black)

# 2 - Rotring fountain pen (red at the moment)

# 3 - Sharpie (black, permanent)

# 4 - Card key w/retractor clip

# 5 - Hand grenade (JUST KIDDING!)

# 6 - Dental floss. Both for intended use and emergency twine.

# 7 - Leatherman & case.

# 8 - Mini Vise-Grip. Never have to say 'Hold these together for a sec' again.

# 9 - Spare keys

# 10 - Apacer 32MB USB Disk-On-Key w/SSH&GPG keys, personal info.

# 11 - Palm V in hardcase.

# 12 - Eyeglass cloth

# 13 - Tape measure (8')

# 14 - mini-Maglite

# 15 - mini-mini-Maglite

Done