Happy Days!
Cycling in Lincolnshire
["Much of his day to day work is taken up puncturing or stealing bicycles because he has a theory he calls ‘bicyclosis’: this refers to a process of molecular interaction by which people who ride bicycles ‘get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycles’ . To prevent people becoming bicycles, and vice versa, he steals them or immobilises them."
The Third Policeman. Flann O'Brien]
Happy Days!
Cycling in Lincolnshire
["Much of his day to day work is taken up puncturing or stealing bicycles because he has a theory he calls ‘bicyclosis’: this refers to a process of molecular interaction by which people who ride bicycles ‘get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycles’ . To prevent people becoming bicycles, and vice versa, he steals them or immobilises them."
The Third Policeman. Flann O'Brien]