thanks for birthing me, mum…

…it would've been rather difficult without you. I miss you, and wish we could be together today to reminisce over the horrors of ejecting me from my home sweet womb.

 

Well, folks, I used to be little. And, if I am not mistaken, at one point, I seem to have been a charming little boy. In the middle of a fierce game of lasertag. Looks like I won… a return to blue marble. And being female.

Done