Hillbilly Heaven

You might be a redneck if you:

 

• Have ever laid down rubber in a funeral procession.

• Have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

• Can burp while saying your name

• Met your girlfriend as a result of graffiti in the men’s' room

• Take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

• Have to go outside to get something out of the fridge

• Ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass

• Use weed killer to mow your lawn

• Can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it

• Can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub

• Use a toilet brush as a back scratcher

• Dated your daddy's current wife in high school

• Nailed bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice

• Have more than 3 cousins named Bubba

• Win a prize in a tobacco spitting contest

• Think Jack Daniels is a hero

 

(Quotes from Jeff Foxworthy)

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