Jon Decker - Plymouth Satellite
"Meet The Satellite of Love. She packs 440 cubic inches of Green House Gas spewing Love. That Green House Gas spewing Love generator is mated to a Keisler 5-Speed manual that dumps into a set of 3:55 gears. Edelbrock intake and heads coupled with a Demon carburetor and Keith Black pistons ensure the Earth’s precious fossil fuels are burned at a prodigious rate. Quicker than the Arab’s can pump it out of the ground, The Satellite of Love spews it into the Earth’s fragile atmosphere through TTI headers and exhaust.
"You want her stats? I’ll tell you what!
"Horsepower: Clydesdale Class. With enough Carbon Monoxide flatulence to choke Melissa Etheridge quicker than Granny can wring a chicken’s neck.
"Torque: I’ll tell you what! Its stump pulling. If the neighbor gives you a hard time about the cars in your front yard.. just chain his house to the bumper of The Satellite of Love and pull the damn house off the foundation.
"Best Time: All the flippin’ time, I’ll tell you what.
"Has The Satellite of Love killed any Polar Bears? Shite! I’ll tell you what! The Satellite of Love kills Polar Bears, Baby Seals, and Penguins, especially those dancin’ Penguins. The Satellite of Love hates those dancin’ little bastards.
"They die by Carbon Monoxide poisoning or Lead poisoning, it makes no never mind to The Satellite of Love."
Jon Decker - Plymouth Satellite
"Meet The Satellite of Love. She packs 440 cubic inches of Green House Gas spewing Love. That Green House Gas spewing Love generator is mated to a Keisler 5-Speed manual that dumps into a set of 3:55 gears. Edelbrock intake and heads coupled with a Demon carburetor and Keith Black pistons ensure the Earth’s precious fossil fuels are burned at a prodigious rate. Quicker than the Arab’s can pump it out of the ground, The Satellite of Love spews it into the Earth’s fragile atmosphere through TTI headers and exhaust.
"You want her stats? I’ll tell you what!
"Horsepower: Clydesdale Class. With enough Carbon Monoxide flatulence to choke Melissa Etheridge quicker than Granny can wring a chicken’s neck.
"Torque: I’ll tell you what! Its stump pulling. If the neighbor gives you a hard time about the cars in your front yard.. just chain his house to the bumper of The Satellite of Love and pull the damn house off the foundation.
"Best Time: All the flippin’ time, I’ll tell you what.
"Has The Satellite of Love killed any Polar Bears? Shite! I’ll tell you what! The Satellite of Love kills Polar Bears, Baby Seals, and Penguins, especially those dancin’ Penguins. The Satellite of Love hates those dancin’ little bastards.
"They die by Carbon Monoxide poisoning or Lead poisoning, it makes no never mind to The Satellite of Love."