I Must Be Dead
The Guardian Of Night Tree
I almost got arrested taking this photo. I was out and about in the Phoenix Mountains, and apparently I was blocking some uber rich person out of their driveway, so they called the cops.
But right before they got there, I was taking pictures of trees in the dark like my fucking weird ass self does, when this bird landed.
He then told me to leave the area, and that the Night Tree doesn't like people taking pictures in his realm anymore. I said "Dude wtf! I'm just taking photographs so I can be leet on DA and so everyone will like me and think I'm some kind of good artist." He then Replied "I really don't give a fuck how many pageviews or favs you have." So I took a quick snapshot and ran, what a dumbass bird.
-BTW if you don't have the whole Night Tree line of photos faved, then you are just a loser, go do it.
The Guardian Of Night Tree
I almost got arrested taking this photo. I was out and about in the Phoenix Mountains, and apparently I was blocking some uber rich person out of their driveway, so they called the cops.
But right before they got there, I was taking pictures of trees in the dark like my fucking weird ass self does, when this bird landed.
He then told me to leave the area, and that the Night Tree doesn't like people taking pictures in his realm anymore. I said "Dude wtf! I'm just taking photographs so I can be leet on DA and so everyone will like me and think I'm some kind of good artist." He then Replied "I really don't give a fuck how many pageviews or favs you have." So I took a quick snapshot and ran, what a dumbass bird.
-BTW if you don't have the whole Night Tree line of photos faved, then you are just a loser, go do it.