Science Station: Spacefish

Captain Hax was livid.

"You said this was a whale!"

The small, soft alien twitched its antennae dismissively.

-My people do not distinguish between these two things-

"Bullcrap! You sent me a picture of a whale!"

-My assistant must have been confused-

"Double bullcrap! You just told me we were on a whale!"

-Let me refocus our conversation: I already have your bartered goods, and you have already came here with your equipment and personnel. Does it really matter?-

"Yes, it matters!"

-Why?-

"Why? Why? Well... why... well... I mean... who would want to hear about my years living on a giant catfish?"

-Indeed. I have been unkind. Please, let us drink together and I will teach you to cook the parasites that burrow on its fin.-

"Ugh."

-Yes-

 

 

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Made as a high-value asset for Intercept Orbit, the space battle game where you build your fleet with LEGO!

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