Honey you know it's true blues

Smells are so important for a successful marriage.

I don't like the way you snore in bed

I don't like the way you shave your head

Or the way you slurp your soup with a spoon

and I hate it when you whistle out of tune

But honey you know its true, I love you.

You need to change your socks cos your feet smell

The odour from your armpits is a living hell

Please brush your teeth because you've got bad breath

and when you try to kiss me it scares me half to death

But honey you know its true, I love you.

You spend all my money frink all of my booze

Buy useless kitchen gadgets that you never use

You watch TV on the sofa in your Sports Active Wear

Your fat, unhealthy and overweight but you just don't care

But honey you know its true, I love you.

Done