Filipino Box Spring Hog

Filipino Box Spring Hog (Words)

I hung on the Mary's stump

danced with a soldier's glee

With a Rum Soaked Crook and a big fat laugh

I spent my last dollar on thee

I saw Bill Bones, I gave him a yell

Kehoe spiked the nog

With a chain link fence and a scrap iron jaw

We're cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

 

Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn

with a one-eyed stolen mare

Donned herself in the chicken fat

Sawing on a jawbone violin there

Kathleen was sitten down in

little Red's recovery room,

In her criminal underwear bra

I was naked to the waist

with my fierce black hound, and I'm

cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

 

Dig a big pit in a dirty alley road

Fill it with madrone and bay

Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain

I don't give a hoot what they say

Turn that hog, roll him over nice

Baste him with a sweeping broom

You got to swat them flies and chain up the dogs

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

 

Jerk meat possum with grapes and figs

Old Brown Betty in a yellow wig

T'ain't the mince meat filagree

T'ain't the turkey neck stew

T'aint them bruleed okra seeds

though she made them especially for you

 

Worse won a prize for her Bottom Black Pie

The beans got thrown to the dogs

Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room

When they're cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Done