NEW RELIGIOUS TAX ON KOSHER DOGS IS UNFAIR!
"It's not right," stated Earl R. Stonebridge when he heard a rumor about a new religious tax to be imposed on all Kosher products. "I think such a tax would be akin to profiling," he continued, speaking from his estate just south of Laguna. The TYME magazine reporter who is always hanging on to Earl's every word asked him to explain.
"Sure," Earl began, it will create a real problem in the supermarket lines. Imagine the time it would take for a clerk to examine every package of hot dogs to see if they were Kosher--outrageous!"
To date, no credible information has been discovered that proves the rumor true or false.
Photography by Robert L. Huffstutter
NEW RELIGIOUS TAX ON KOSHER DOGS IS UNFAIR!
"It's not right," stated Earl R. Stonebridge when he heard a rumor about a new religious tax to be imposed on all Kosher products. "I think such a tax would be akin to profiling," he continued, speaking from his estate just south of Laguna. The TYME magazine reporter who is always hanging on to Earl's every word asked him to explain.
"Sure," Earl began, it will create a real problem in the supermarket lines. Imagine the time it would take for a clerk to examine every package of hot dogs to see if they were Kosher--outrageous!"
To date, no credible information has been discovered that proves the rumor true or false.
Photography by Robert L. Huffstutter