MAN SOLVES THE SMOKING BAN CRISIS IN BIG APPLE By Robert L. Huffstutter
ONCE UPON A TIME, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, When NYC had a mayor named Rudy, adults could smoke in bars. But, Lo and Behold, along came the mayor who made it his personal project to ban smoking in the "big apple." He seemed to have a thing for smokers and began banning them everywhere. But that was long, long ago. Since then, many bars have gone out of business. Since then, NYC has lost millions of tourist dollars. Some will crunch the numbers to show otherwise, but numbers are easy to crunch, customers are hard to keep once they leave a favorite place.
A lot of smokers in NYC are tired of being pushed around, tired of having their civil rights denied, so somebody came up an idea, me: Why not have bars FOR SMOKERS and bars for NON-SMOKERS.
Now, you see, that was pretty easy to figure out. It only took me a NEW YORK MINUTE to figure this out...
MAN SOLVES THE SMOKING BAN CRISIS IN BIG APPLE By Robert L. Huffstutter
ONCE UPON A TIME, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, When NYC had a mayor named Rudy, adults could smoke in bars. But, Lo and Behold, along came the mayor who made it his personal project to ban smoking in the "big apple." He seemed to have a thing for smokers and began banning them everywhere. But that was long, long ago. Since then, many bars have gone out of business. Since then, NYC has lost millions of tourist dollars. Some will crunch the numbers to show otherwise, but numbers are easy to crunch, customers are hard to keep once they leave a favorite place.
A lot of smokers in NYC are tired of being pushed around, tired of having their civil rights denied, so somebody came up an idea, me: Why not have bars FOR SMOKERS and bars for NON-SMOKERS.
Now, you see, that was pretty easy to figure out. It only took me a NEW YORK MINUTE to figure this out...