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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

 

If I had to create a short story about the American eagle in less than two minutes, it would be easy. I could make up a story in a New York Minute. Here goes: Once upon a time, there was a great American eagle, an eagle feared by rats and other vermin. Today, the rats are no longer fearful of the eagle because his talons have been removed. Somebody somewhere decided it wasn't fair that the eagle should have such lethal talons while the other predators' talons were smaller. To make all things equal, the eagles talons were capped with vinyl.

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Uploaded on September 13, 2009
Taken on September 13, 2009