EARL R. STONEBRIDGE'S BOOK SIGNING AT BUNS AND NIBBLE
"I WAS PLEASED TO SEE THE CROWD AT MY LAST BOOK PROMOTION," stated Earl R. Stonebridge, American novelist whose new book, "MY MIDDLE FINGER HURTS" is setting records on the New York List of Bestsellers. "It's all the politics," he said, "just like my novels, words, words, words, and some of them are true while others are blatant lies," he continued, mentioned he had already been to Ohio and voted for both candidates of his choice at least once a day while visiting his aunt in a Mental Health Ward. "And I made sure I had my birth certificate so I could prove I am an American citizen in case they challenge me," he said. Those curious about the subject of Earl' new publication have only to look in their pockets and purses for the change, loose change that's extra money. Or, there are those who might check their portfolios and see the flat line index of more than one blue chip investments. "You see," Earl told the crowd, "this is why politics is important. It's your money, not the government's money." EARL'S LATEST BOOK, "CARBON FOOLPRINTS" should be on the shelves in mid-January. All about THE MYTHS OF GLOBAL WARMING, EARL POINTS OUT THAT THOSE WHO ARE PROMOTING GLOBAL WARMING ARE STILL BURNING UP MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN FUEL COSTS TO PROMOTE THEIR THEORY ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING. "Just because Bill O'Reilly believes in global warming doesn't make it so. Bill's a great guy and has done a lot of good for the folks, but he's on a wrong road when it comes to energy," stated STONEBRIDGE.
Earl R. Stonebridge's first book, THIS IS A RECORDING, set publishing records throughout the late 60s and gained him instant fame. Earl resides south of Laguna and spends his time writing, drinking and having a good time. His fame has been the cause of a TYME magazine reporter to hang onto his every word.
EARL R. STONEBRIDGE'S BOOK SIGNING AT BUNS AND NIBBLE
"I WAS PLEASED TO SEE THE CROWD AT MY LAST BOOK PROMOTION," stated Earl R. Stonebridge, American novelist whose new book, "MY MIDDLE FINGER HURTS" is setting records on the New York List of Bestsellers. "It's all the politics," he said, "just like my novels, words, words, words, and some of them are true while others are blatant lies," he continued, mentioned he had already been to Ohio and voted for both candidates of his choice at least once a day while visiting his aunt in a Mental Health Ward. "And I made sure I had my birth certificate so I could prove I am an American citizen in case they challenge me," he said. Those curious about the subject of Earl' new publication have only to look in their pockets and purses for the change, loose change that's extra money. Or, there are those who might check their portfolios and see the flat line index of more than one blue chip investments. "You see," Earl told the crowd, "this is why politics is important. It's your money, not the government's money." EARL'S LATEST BOOK, "CARBON FOOLPRINTS" should be on the shelves in mid-January. All about THE MYTHS OF GLOBAL WARMING, EARL POINTS OUT THAT THOSE WHO ARE PROMOTING GLOBAL WARMING ARE STILL BURNING UP MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN FUEL COSTS TO PROMOTE THEIR THEORY ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING. "Just because Bill O'Reilly believes in global warming doesn't make it so. Bill's a great guy and has done a lot of good for the folks, but he's on a wrong road when it comes to energy," stated STONEBRIDGE.
Earl R. Stonebridge's first book, THIS IS A RECORDING, set publishing records throughout the late 60s and gained him instant fame. Earl resides south of Laguna and spends his time writing, drinking and having a good time. His fame has been the cause of a TYME magazine reporter to hang onto his every word.