Cactus By Definition

Cactus : noun \ˈkak-təs\

 

: any of a family (Cactaceae, the cactus family) of plants that have succulent stems and vicious prickly branches with scales or Ginormous Man Killing spines instead of soft, cute cuddly leaves and are found especially in dry areas (as in deserts and elbows)

 

Used In A Sentence: When stranded in the desert, never use cactus as toilet paper.

 

Can also be used as an Adjective: Hey Cactus Butt! (obviously, they didn't read the sentence above)

 

View running from the flying cactus I just chucked at you, Cactus Butt

 

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