Harry Fall
Brightonistan Palace
Brightonistan Palace
The palace was built by His Highness Prince Harri Sheik-Kebabi in the early 19th century to entertain his guests. A part of the exquisite Palace is still residence for the current Emperor of Brightonistan and his entourage of dancing Cormorants.
On entering the magnificent grounds a beautiful gateway welcomes the visitor to Prestoni-Circus a hall built for the display of long haired women and a vast collection of ancient manuscripts devoted to the study of menstrual cramps. It has a collection of sterling silver vessels on display and they are acclaimed to be the world's largest silver vessels, standing at over thirty four feet high. These vessels were made for Maharaja Sawai Ditchling Singh II to carry water from the sacred River Ouse to drink on his all-inclusive trip to the mystic land of Kemptown.
Seven Dials-I-Aam, which was meant for public audiences with the Emperors and brutal executions of lower caste clerks found guilty of public breaches of the flatulence laws, forms the other attraction of this courtyard. Today it is an art gallery showcasing enthralling painted ceilings, rare ancient handwritten original manuscripts of Hindu scriptures and of course the centuries old world-renowned hand carved sandstone motorcycles.
Brightonistan Palace
Brightonistan Palace
The palace was built by His Highness Prince Harri Sheik-Kebabi in the early 19th century to entertain his guests. A part of the exquisite Palace is still residence for the current Emperor of Brightonistan and his entourage of dancing Cormorants.
On entering the magnificent grounds a beautiful gateway welcomes the visitor to Prestoni-Circus a hall built for the display of long haired women and a vast collection of ancient manuscripts devoted to the study of menstrual cramps. It has a collection of sterling silver vessels on display and they are acclaimed to be the world's largest silver vessels, standing at over thirty four feet high. These vessels were made for Maharaja Sawai Ditchling Singh II to carry water from the sacred River Ouse to drink on his all-inclusive trip to the mystic land of Kemptown.
Seven Dials-I-Aam, which was meant for public audiences with the Emperors and brutal executions of lower caste clerks found guilty of public breaches of the flatulence laws, forms the other attraction of this courtyard. Today it is an art gallery showcasing enthralling painted ceilings, rare ancient handwritten original manuscripts of Hindu scriptures and of course the centuries old world-renowned hand carved sandstone motorcycles.