there....opened all however many bits
Day Eighty Four:
Not sure what I'm going to do with them now. I suppose I could pretend it's a new sort of dinosaur and walk it over everything while going grrrrrr. I'll call it a Stabasaurus Rex. Then again it might put a few too many holes in things as it's ambling over the landscape in a prehistoric fashion.
I suppose there's alway the old boomerang trick. Just have the one blade half open, throw it and see if it comes back. Oh but what if it does come back? I'm supposed to catch it. I don't want to be catching pointy sharp things. The reasons obviously being the pointiness and the sharpness. I could cut myself....ooooh or worse. No no the cutting is probably the worst bit of it. So no to knife boomerang.
I wonder what possesed the Swiss Army to construct such a device. It can't have been all that useful in combat since they decided to opt out of it all. I suspect when they were sitting home bored or in between stints of guarding the Vatican someone must have come up with the idea of building a multi-purpose too of such usefulness that the world will demand it. And demand it they did. For out there among the trees and deserts and mountains and beaches there were so many hobbling horses keeling over from uncomfortable stones in their shoes. But now thanks to the Swi.....wait a minute that's not a corkscrew that'll be what they use to make the holes in their Swiss Cheese. And what do they do with the contents of those holes?
No one knows.
there....opened all however many bits
Day Eighty Four:
Not sure what I'm going to do with them now. I suppose I could pretend it's a new sort of dinosaur and walk it over everything while going grrrrrr. I'll call it a Stabasaurus Rex. Then again it might put a few too many holes in things as it's ambling over the landscape in a prehistoric fashion.
I suppose there's alway the old boomerang trick. Just have the one blade half open, throw it and see if it comes back. Oh but what if it does come back? I'm supposed to catch it. I don't want to be catching pointy sharp things. The reasons obviously being the pointiness and the sharpness. I could cut myself....ooooh or worse. No no the cutting is probably the worst bit of it. So no to knife boomerang.
I wonder what possesed the Swiss Army to construct such a device. It can't have been all that useful in combat since they decided to opt out of it all. I suspect when they were sitting home bored or in between stints of guarding the Vatican someone must have come up with the idea of building a multi-purpose too of such usefulness that the world will demand it. And demand it they did. For out there among the trees and deserts and mountains and beaches there were so many hobbling horses keeling over from uncomfortable stones in their shoes. But now thanks to the Swi.....wait a minute that's not a corkscrew that'll be what they use to make the holes in their Swiss Cheese. And what do they do with the contents of those holes?
No one knows.