it's all hallowed now
Day Thirty One:
Ow, ow, ow, burny hot hot hot. Gawd no this isn't supposed to be happening like this. I'm almost certain it's an allergic reaction. It's all fiery and glowing and summoning beings from beyond. This is why you shouldn't move your lips when you're reading. When it comes to a spell that apparently does count as casting it. It looked like a big cook book. Only a one star cook book but it was a big star. Five points on it but I think it was upside down.
It looked like a Halloweeny recipe. Weird, strange, peculiar ingredients. I didn't know worms even had toenails and I really don't want to be the one to try and take the testicles off that beastie. Though it was only a myth too. It'll be a mythes once it loses the contents of it's wrinkly handbag down below.
I'm not even sure what it's summoning. Something very big, very ominous, very hungry from the rumbling sounds I'm hea....oh wait that last one was me. Could always do with a snack. Oh...ah...yes...I see where I'm standing. Under a portal where a beastie of unknown size and shape is going to fall through. It could be a horny thing and I know I don't like the idea of being impaled on a horny beastie.
Gawd how do you turn this thing off. It's getting bigger and hotter and even more swirly.
If I die please someone delete my interweb history.
it's all hallowed now
Day Thirty One:
Ow, ow, ow, burny hot hot hot. Gawd no this isn't supposed to be happening like this. I'm almost certain it's an allergic reaction. It's all fiery and glowing and summoning beings from beyond. This is why you shouldn't move your lips when you're reading. When it comes to a spell that apparently does count as casting it. It looked like a big cook book. Only a one star cook book but it was a big star. Five points on it but I think it was upside down.
It looked like a Halloweeny recipe. Weird, strange, peculiar ingredients. I didn't know worms even had toenails and I really don't want to be the one to try and take the testicles off that beastie. Though it was only a myth too. It'll be a mythes once it loses the contents of it's wrinkly handbag down below.
I'm not even sure what it's summoning. Something very big, very ominous, very hungry from the rumbling sounds I'm hea....oh wait that last one was me. Could always do with a snack. Oh...ah...yes...I see where I'm standing. Under a portal where a beastie of unknown size and shape is going to fall through. It could be a horny thing and I know I don't like the idea of being impaled on a horny beastie.
Gawd how do you turn this thing off. It's getting bigger and hotter and even more swirly.
If I die please someone delete my interweb history.