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i found twin peaks pants

Now come into my black lodge and...um...not really sure how to finish that one. Not really sure I want anyone to come to my black lodge. Almost certain I don't want to be in it myself. It's kinda weird and the gum is pretty old and fousty. I do like the flooring though. Hence the pants. It's not exactly the same but close enough.

 

The weirdest things happen in this weird place of weird weirdness and peculiarity. I mean curtains everywhere. The walls are covered in them. And you know what's weird? No fire extinguishers. These things are a fire hazard. They could go fouf or prouff or shamouf, you know one of those burny inferno noises. There's no fire exits either. This place is a death trap.

 

Of course the deathiest trap is in the shape of something that looks just like myself but does this weird smiley thing. Bearing those teeth with a fixed grimace that's painfully stuck on the face. Almost like a death mask, with wide, unblinking eyes that look right through you into your soul.

 

I'm pretty certain that's how I look at work.

 

Dear god nooo. He's chasing me....oh and he's stopped. Looks like my evil doppelgänger doesn't like to run either. Think the rest of this pursuit will be leisurely and strollful. That's fine with me. Just watch me power walk into oblivion.

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Uploaded on September 26, 2016
Taken on September 26, 2016