i unearthed a beastie
Shhhh! Shh. Not a word. I don't think he's noticed us. At least I think he's a he. Yes he is. You can tell from the snow balls. I don't know if you should be getting this close to those kind of creatures. For a warm beast they're pretty cold hearted. Oh my does that mean this one can't breath fire? If it did it may melt. Oh that would be such a shame.
Wait a mo. No it wouldn't. Think of all the damsels that wouldn't be in distress. Having to get tied to great big logs. And in their nicest of dresses too. I'm not really sure that sort of speed dating is appropriate in this century. A dragon that can't burn up everything with a flaming bogie from it's sizzling nostril. Where's the threat? "Ha!" The damsel would say. Laughing in their scaly, leathery, scary, enormous, face.
Big face. Terrifying face. With great big pointy sharp claws. Ah. Yes. Um. This is...maybe their fiery burny breath isn't the only thing that could cause a bit of an issue. I still wouldn't recommend any damsel take them up on their offers of dinner. Mostly because dragons are notoriously terrible cooks. So just say nay.
i unearthed a beastie
Shhhh! Shh. Not a word. I don't think he's noticed us. At least I think he's a he. Yes he is. You can tell from the snow balls. I don't know if you should be getting this close to those kind of creatures. For a warm beast they're pretty cold hearted. Oh my does that mean this one can't breath fire? If it did it may melt. Oh that would be such a shame.
Wait a mo. No it wouldn't. Think of all the damsels that wouldn't be in distress. Having to get tied to great big logs. And in their nicest of dresses too. I'm not really sure that sort of speed dating is appropriate in this century. A dragon that can't burn up everything with a flaming bogie from it's sizzling nostril. Where's the threat? "Ha!" The damsel would say. Laughing in their scaly, leathery, scary, enormous, face.
Big face. Terrifying face. With great big pointy sharp claws. Ah. Yes. Um. This is...maybe their fiery burny breath isn't the only thing that could cause a bit of an issue. I still wouldn't recommend any damsel take them up on their offers of dinner. Mostly because dragons are notoriously terrible cooks. So just say nay.