Pharmacy Toast

Over five years in pharmacy,

We’ve learned a lot of drugs.

We’ll recommend an OTC,

And treat resistant bugs.

 

We can dose the insulin,

Of type two diabetics.

We know how they work, what class they’re in…

Just don’t ask about kinetics.

 

For when it hurts, a morphine stick.

But if it burns, Bactrim’s the trick.

 

Vitamin A will help you see,

HCTZ will make you pee.

 

Vitamin K will help you clot,

but Alli will just make you squat.

 

Vanco is the choice of kings, when it comes to infection.

And there’s always sildenafil, if you want an ….

Scratch that. There’s always Caverject, If you want an … injection.

 

Professors, we’ve had quite a few,

I’ll just go over one or two…

 

Loudon had us in a panic,

as we struggled through organic.

 

Rupa De’s the one that made us,

Learn about the eso-phagus.

 

We had IPPH and MedChem,

With Barker, Watts, and Stanely Hem.

 

Now we sit in therapeutics, those two-hour long classes.

We get to enjoy our new chairs, the ones that hurt our …

Scratch that. We enjoy what we learn… if our professors pass us.

 

Yes, we will soon bid adieu,

To our dear and old Purdue.

 

Butler may make the Final Four,

But they’ll be left wanting more.

 

 

They know which pharmacists are the best.

Now let me put this toast to rest.

 

Propranolol would help my shakes,

As I make this public toast.

But there’s just one drug I need to take.

And it’s the one I like the most

 

It’s useful winter, spring, and fall,

And as our last final nears.

I speak, of course, of ethanol.

So to you, friends, I say “Cheers!”

-Cody Wenthur

Done