you know youve been on flickr too long when...

23:10] ocellnuri: wrote D. James a testimonial :-)

[23:10] ocellnuri: I respect that guy so much

[23:15] ocellnuri: he blows me away every day

[23:15] ocellnuri: but he's exactly the type of stuff I love

[23:15] ocellnuri: high contrast, high color abstract structural

[23:16] tysiscoe: sniff. you used to like me like that. then i got all moody and desaturated

[23:16] tysiscoe: sigh

[23:16] ocellnuri: lol

[23:16] ocellnuri: I'm sorry Ty

[23:16] ocellnuri: we can't change the ways we change

[23:17] tysiscoe: fuck you, just fuck you and your trophy flickr buddy

[23:18] tysiscoe: im still hot

[23:18] tysiscoe: people still like me

[23:18] ocellnuri: I just can't change what I like

[23:18] tysiscoe: i could have any contact i wanted

[23:18] ocellnuri: we grow, and we need different things

[23:18] ocellnuri: it's not your pictures, it's mine

[23:18] tysiscoe: lol

[23:18] tysiscoe: good one

[23:18] ocellnuri: :-)

[23:19] tysiscoe: would you like me better if i had a gear upgrade??

[23:19] tysiscoe: bigger camera

[23:19] ocellnuri: well... sometimes I just need a shot tighter than 300mm

[23:20] tysiscoe: you couldnt handle a real 300mm

[23:20] ocellnuri: I have before

[23:20] tysiscoe: shook in your hands

[23:20] ocellnuri: once, when you were out shooting with your 50mm... I looked at a 400mm shot

[23:20] ocellnuri: and Ty, I just can't go back to your wide angle bullshit

[23:21] tysiscoe: and to think i let you use my flash card

[23:21] tysiscoe: i feel used

[23:21] ocellnuri: Just move on Ty

[23:22] ocellnuri: oh, and make sure you check your memory card for corrupt memory sectors

[23:22] tysiscoe: lol!!!

[23:24] tysiscoe: fine, bitch, i will go give a testimonial to the first new person in central i find. i wont even look at their stream

[23:25] ocellnuri: you would

[23:25] ocellnuri: you don't get me at all

[23:25] tysiscoe: and your new buddy will get tired of your tired derivative black and whites real soon and you will see me in the forums laughing at you

[23:26] ocellnuri: man

[23:26] ocellnuri: you bitch

[23:26] ocellnuri: that was uncalled for

[23:26] ocellnuri: You said you'd never speak of my flirtations with BW shots again

[23:26] ocellnuri: you said that you could put that behind you!

[23:26] ocellnuri: I knew you were just holding it as a crutch all along!

[23:26] ocellnuri: you

[23:26] ocellnuri: you BITCH

[23:29] tysiscoe: im sorry, mr i wannabe manray, but you need to know that youre not the art godhead he tells you you are.

[23:29] tysiscoe: you were a runaway with a canon powershot when i met you

[23:30] tysiscoe: i took you under my wing

[23:30] tysiscoe: believed in you

[23:30] tysiscoe: gave you confidence, composition skills

[23:30] ocellnuri: I don't owe you for that

[23:30] ocellnuri: I'm not in debt to you

[23:30] ocellnuri: don't turn this into a guilt trip

[23:30] tysiscoe: if it wasnt for me you would still be levitating keyboard composition shots and shooting your coffee mug, not to mention those faux-goth moody lookdown and mopey shots that make everyone laugh at you for

[23:30] ocellnuri: every time I talk to you, you just try to make me feel guilty for this

[23:31] tysiscoe: its not guilt.

[23:31] tysiscoe: you cant handle the truth

[23:31] tysiscoe: and everytime you run off with another flickr flavor of the month

[23:31] ocellnuri: The truth is that I need more now, and you don't have it. And D. James does. YOu've got to live with that and quit pining over me

[23:31] tysiscoe: you end up coming back asking for help with your creative juices

[23:33] tysiscoe: im not saying d. james aint got it, im saying you aint got it to give back

[23:33] tysiscoe: he will get bored off you shooting the same shots he does

[23:33] tysiscoe: looking at his exif data

[23:33] tysiscoe: fawning over his abstracts

[23:34] ocellnuri: My exif is impressive too!

[23:34] ocellnuri: it kept you around

[23:34] tysiscoe: i felt responsible

[23:34] tysiscoe: like finding a wounded bird

[23:34] tysiscoe: you werent ready to go back into the wild

[23:34] tysiscoe: but now

[23:34] tysiscoe: you cant be held back

[23:35] tysiscoe: sigh. the pain is too much

[23:35] ocellnuri: You'll find another point and shooter

[23:35] ocellnuri: and you'll start your self-destructive cycle again

[23:36] tysiscoe: lol

[23:36] ocellnuri: you're nothing but a compactophile

[23:36] tysiscoe: bahahaha

[23:36] ocellnuri: wearing a DSLR

[23:37] tysiscoe: when you have thousands of hits on your stream, you can talk with some authority, but right now youre lucky if your pitying friends comment on you

[23:37] ocellnuri: :-(

[23:38] tysiscoe: you, you, you overexposurer

[23:38] ocellnuri: IT'S A STYLE

[23:38] tysiscoe: cry bitch

[23:38] ocellnuri: sorry it's over your head

[23:38] tysiscoe: its so 80s nagal

[23:38] tysiscoe: its not even retrocool

[23:38] ocellnuri: I don't deny my past

[23:38] tysiscoe: cuz you cant, its stuck to your foot like toilet paper

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[23:42] tysiscoe: im gonna post this. mind?

[23:43] ocellnuri: hahaha

[23:43] ocellnuri: please!

 

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