Coffee Ice Cream / Jack Daniel's Milk Shake
When I told the little Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring I was going to make a coffee ice cream / Jack Daniel’s shake, he started to weep uncontrollably.
“What’s wrong little Aggie Ring?” I asked him.
Through all of the sobs and tears, he said, “Well… [sob] when I talk to all of the other Aggie Rings on the subspace transmitter that’s under my shield, they have always told me that you weren’t quite right in the head. I have always told the other Aggie Rings that you were “special” and that you took care of me and cleaned me almost every morning before we left the house. It’s hard to imagine but there are Aggies out there who almost never clean their Aggie Rings.”
“Have I ever lied to you about something that we were going to eat or drink?” I asked the little Aggie Ring. He sobbed a few more times and said, “No Sir, you haven’t.”
“Well…” I told Aggie Ring. “Let’s just do this and I’ll let you be the judge. If you don’t like it, I’ll dump the entire batch down the kitchen sink.”
The little Aggie Ring agreed and I proceeded to put the coffee ice cream and Jack Daniel’s into the blender. I pressed the button labeled “smoothie.” I don’t think I’ve ever had a smoothie in my life. Sounds like something a man who wears tights and sings show tunes would drink.
When the digital blender was finished, I poured the shake into a mason jar. “Here you go little Aggie Ring.” I said.
The Aggie Ring dunked himself right into that coffee ice cream / Jack Daniel’s shake. When he came up for air I asked him what he thought about it.
“Thank you Sir. May I have another?” was his reply. Then he said, “I’ll get on the subspace Aggie Ring transmitter immediately and let the other Aggie Rings know if their Ags won’t make them one of these things, then they need to upgrade to a better Texas Aggie.”
That is all.
Coffee Ice Cream / Jack Daniel's Milk Shake
When I told the little Jersey Shore Fightin’ Texas Aggie Ring I was going to make a coffee ice cream / Jack Daniel’s shake, he started to weep uncontrollably.
“What’s wrong little Aggie Ring?” I asked him.
Through all of the sobs and tears, he said, “Well… [sob] when I talk to all of the other Aggie Rings on the subspace transmitter that’s under my shield, they have always told me that you weren’t quite right in the head. I have always told the other Aggie Rings that you were “special” and that you took care of me and cleaned me almost every morning before we left the house. It’s hard to imagine but there are Aggies out there who almost never clean their Aggie Rings.”
“Have I ever lied to you about something that we were going to eat or drink?” I asked the little Aggie Ring. He sobbed a few more times and said, “No Sir, you haven’t.”
“Well…” I told Aggie Ring. “Let’s just do this and I’ll let you be the judge. If you don’t like it, I’ll dump the entire batch down the kitchen sink.”
The little Aggie Ring agreed and I proceeded to put the coffee ice cream and Jack Daniel’s into the blender. I pressed the button labeled “smoothie.” I don’t think I’ve ever had a smoothie in my life. Sounds like something a man who wears tights and sings show tunes would drink.
When the digital blender was finished, I poured the shake into a mason jar. “Here you go little Aggie Ring.” I said.
The Aggie Ring dunked himself right into that coffee ice cream / Jack Daniel’s shake. When he came up for air I asked him what he thought about it.
“Thank you Sir. May I have another?” was his reply. Then he said, “I’ll get on the subspace Aggie Ring transmitter immediately and let the other Aggie Rings know if their Ags won’t make them one of these things, then they need to upgrade to a better Texas Aggie.”
That is all.